"So, how about you put in a good word for me at work?"
Me: “They won’t let people who are related work at the same store.”
"Okay, how about I take your car away then?"
How exactly is company policy my fault? Why should I be threatened like that when I don’t make the rules? I don’t care if you say that jokingly, it’s not funny. If taking away my transportation (aka ‘how i get to work every day’) is a joke to you or funny in any way, you need to reevaluate your sense of humor.
Do NOT fuck with me about that.
"How’s your job search coming?"
"Just go out and get a job, it isn’t that hard."
"If you want a job, you have to go out and meet with managers! Dress up nice, impress them! They’re not going to hire someone they only see through a computer screen."
I am tired of hearing these things. Most of the time the people I hear them from are in their 40s, have stable, established careers, and are not currently looking for another job. They do not understand how shitty today’s job market is. No, it isn’t as easy as dressing up nice and having a pleasant conversation with a store manager. It may have been that easy once, but things change. I know I need a job. Stop adding to the stress I already feel. Your comments are unwelcome. Fuck you.
Why do we let things people have done/said in the past define who they are today?
"I’m not judging you, but…"
Shut up. I guarantee the next thing out of your mouth will be something judgmental and disgusting.
why is it that every time i ask someone to go somewhere they always come back last minute with “i have a headache” or “i have to take my mom/dad/grandma somewhere” but every time someone asks me to go somewhere i’m free and feeling fine?
it’s fucked up.
"i am not at all physically attracted to you"
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
Getting a txt from the guy I’m interested in at 11PM that says “We must see each other soon” is enough to make my heart beat funny.
WOMEN CAN BE SEXIST
MINORITIES CAN BE RACIST
GAYS/TRANS/ETC CAN BE IGNORANT
ATHEISTS CAN BE BIGOTED
YOU ARE NOT EXCUSED.
When your past calls, don’t answer. It has nothing new to say.
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HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING
For the Queen!
DAYUM THAT ANT GOT FUCKED UP BY THAT SPIDER
This is the exact reaction we would have if a Cupcake jumped and hurled itself at you. What the fu.. ooh food!